____xX LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM AND NOT FOR WHO I WAS..COS NOW IM WASTED.. Xx____
~`♥ AzaleA's Pr0fiLe
AzaleA...a flower
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So Attached..
Not Lookin..
but Always Courted and Lusted..
Pretty,sweet,tactful...
~`♥ AzaleA LiKeS
foods music company hearing the strums of the guitar criticising ( but i dun lack praisal though)
the moon,the sun,the sky trees,unique leaves,the smell of the rain...and yea..the clapping sound of the thunder
~`♥ AzaleA HaTeS
how the time moves so fast
cockroaches
bad odour
~`♥ AzaleA WiShEs
new hp
new mp3
lots of money
to know the future..
to know in what state will i end my life...
crappy joke early in the morning sbb otak aku dah sot.. These few days I tend to get crappier than i usually am. Probably due to the recent many squabbles among close kins, anguish and maybe just due to lack of sleep. So since this crappy brain has gone a little bit out of hand, it triggered a crazy joke i once heard when i was a teen.
..and if its a joke among teens 'bawah blok' of course the crazy joke is conversed in malay....(a lil broken malay at that.. cause its translated by yours truly..)
alkisah....
Ada 3 orang gadis yang memang muke jambu but tak pernah bersyukur dengan ape yang ade. Ketiga2 mereka ni ada perwatakan yang berbeza. Si Ani sangat periang dan manja tapi ngada2. Ana kuat mengelamun, malas kerja. Anu suka bergaya tapi mulut laser, suka maki hamun. Bila duduk2 bawah blok main guitar, ada satu mamat handsome ni lalu kat depan. Muka 100% sebijik macam laki aku, Luke Perry.
Dia ckp kat the three girls," eh korang tak tau ke, ada satu gua ajaib kat depan tu. kalau masok gua tu korang cakap je nama artiste ke ape ke, yang korang suke.pendek kata, masok gua, ckp nama artis tu keluar confirm muke sama...gua tak bedek lu..." sambil tunjuk kan ic yang tertera muke dia yang original.. Ketiga2 minah jambu tapi tak tau bersyukur tu pon.."WOW...aku pon nak..!!" terus meluru kelam kabut line up kat luar gua tu.
Ani first la. Dia pon pikir dulu. hmm... ok nak muka ayu mcm Siti la..terus dia pon masok sambil "Siti Nurhaliza".. keluar muke dia pon ayu la..mcm kak Siti..
Mamat hensem tu tepok tangan." hoorey.!! berjaya! lawa2!!" memang ternyata jambu habis la dia tu, kena dgn perwatakan dia.
Ana lak try. Dia pon pejam mata sambil bayangkan muka dia macam Angelina Jolie. Sekuat2 hati dia pon pekik la nama tu bila masok gua tu. Berjaya jua. Mereka pon tepok tangan keriangan.
Anu punya turn. Dia pon tak sabar jugak, sambil terlonjak2 kat luar gua tu.Kerana terlalu ghairah waktu masok dia pon tersungkur dan tak sengaja dia pon maki, "CiiiiiiiBAI!!" kuat pulak tu...
Rakan2 nya dia luar terdiam.... semua tak pasti apa akan terjadi.
Bila dia keluar aje...semua terkedu. Speechless tak tau nak ckp ape.
Moral of the story, kalau nak melatah, elakkan mengguna kata2 kesat....huhuhu.............
So mcm lagu PUSSYcat dolls,
"But be careful what you wish for 'Cause you just might get it But you just might get it But You just might get it ..."
Dia ckp kat the three girls," eh korang tak tau ke, ada satu gua ajaib kat depan tu. kalau masok gua tu korang cakap je nama artiste ke ape ke, yang korang suke.pendek kata, masok gua, ckp nama artis tu keluar confirm muke sama...gua tak bedek lu..." sambil tunjuk kan ic yang tertera muke dia yang original..
Ketiga2 minah jambu tapi tak tau bersyukur tu pon.."WOW...aku pon nak..!!" terus meluru kelam kabut line up kat luar gua tu. 